Retro School Dinner Disco
Saturday 28th June 2025
12:00 PM til 04:00 PM
Back to School Brunch: Disco, Dinner & Hymns
The Tap & Still
Saturday 28th June 2025 | 12-4pm
£18 (includes school dinner, first drink and top-tier throwbacks) GET YOURS HERE!
Pull up your knee-high socks and grab your sparkly gel pens - class is back in session.Join us for the most chaotic school reunion you never had: retro dinner trays (yes, actual trays), a glass of OJ (okay, it’s a mimosa) and wall-to-wall nostalgia. Think shepherds pie and school cake, washed down with old-school cartoons and absolutely belting assembly songs.
First up is a dinner lady approved school lunch from Kelly's Kitchen, plus our **Prosecco Prefects will be on hand to ensure no one goes thirsty (and to stop anyone sneaking off behind the bike shed).
Mr Caudle will then be taking the register before gathering for "school assembly" - expect a full-throated singalong of the bangers you pretended to hate but still know by heart (hi, He's Got the Whole World).
Then it's lights down, music on! We’re throwing it back to the school disco: come prepared with crimped hair, roll-on glitter and we'll bring the playlist that slaps harder than a Year 9 conga line as you make your way under the arches!
Dress code? School uniform vibes encouraged but not enforced - just bring your best throwback self.This is not a drill. This is your second chance at Year 9, but with better taste in booze and worse knees.
£18 per person. Book now - detention for latecomers. TICKETS ON SALE HERE!
**Additional charges apply for drinks after your welcome drink
Terms & Conditions – Retro School Dinner Disco Brunch
This event is strictly for over 18s. ID may be required on entry, so don’t forget your grown-up credentials.
Doors open at 12pm and last entry is 12:30pm. Anyone arriving after this may be placed in detention.
Your £18 ticket includes: one school dinner-style meal, your first drink (mimosa, juice or soft drink) and all the nostalgic nonsense we can squeeze in.
Dietary requirements? Drop us a message in advance and we’ll do our best to accommodate - we’re nice like that.
No refunds unless the event is cancelled. If you can't make it, we’ll be sad - but you’re welcome to pass your ticket to someone else (just let us know).
Seating is communal and part of the fun - think school canteen vibes, not fine dining. You can create a group when buying your tickets and have your mates join it. We'll do our best to seat you next to your bezzas.
Uniforms and fancy dress are encouraged, not enforced - but the Prosecco Prefects reserve the right to award gold stars for effort.
Please drink responsibly. Anyone acting like they're back in Year 9 after three WKDs may be politely asked to leave.
By booking, you agree to be potentially included in event photography and social media posts. If you're camera shy, just let our team know on the day.
